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Pre-Valentine Frustration

February 11, 2007

No, this isn’t an entry about my so-called love life - or lack thereof. The last I’ve blogged about it was when I developed a serious crush with a comrade, then a couple of times after that, until such time that I told him how I feel about him, then a couple more after that. Okay, so I’ve written about it more than a couple of times. Eww! Trust me, I sounded like a lovesick puppy. Definitely not a pleasant experience. Enough. Now I’m writing about my loveless life. =D

Anyway, I know you’re wondering, why the title? Is Shari frustrated because she has no boyfriend? Is she sad that she has no special someone this coming Valentines? Or maybe, if she has a lover, he took his cue from Gail and proposed a No Blog, No Sex policy - only this time, it’s More Blog, No Sex policy?

Oh, no, dear. That can’t possibly be! Shari has just joined the Blogathon 2007 where she’s expected to write an entry everyday for 30 days! I mean, come on! No sex for a month?! She can’t possibly last that long, raging hormones and all! Her almost-20-year-old fat body needs some enjoyable exercise!

Hehe!

Just pulling your legs, people. Really, is that what you think of me?

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Of course I can last a month without sex! Bwahaha! *winks*

I know that my fellow young ones are at their wit’s end and are confused on where to go this coming Valentines Day - or even the weekend after that. The original plan of checking in into a motel and have a quickie or, better yet, have a whole pleasurable day of love-making, should now be changed. A workaround must be found, and quick! Sex juices are screaming, “You’ve got to relieve the tension, damn you! Do something!” What seemed to be a perfectly romantic day that you’ve planned for months - with squeaky bed springs, tangled legs, and sweaty bodies hot with passion - suddenly turned into a future nightmare.

Motel owners sa Maynila, inatasang mas maging mahigpit para ‘di malusutan ng mga mapupusok na kabataan

Precious! =D

What better way to scratch the smug smiles off the faces of those people who have lovers but have nowhere to explore their partner’s sensual body? Well, of course there’s a better way - ban sex on Valentines Day to lessen October and November babies. Yikes! Horrible, horrible thought! I can just imagine a street rally in front of the Malacañang Palace, where millions of people are holding streamers and placards while shouting, “Procreate! Yes to Sex! No to GMA!” One woman wails, “But I want to have a November baby! I counted 9 months from November and it says that I have to have sex with my husband this February! How could the government do this to us?!” Then her husband joins her and hugs her. “We wanted to have sex at the exact day of Valentines because we want our future baby to be proud that she was created on the day of hearts. But now all we have are shattered dreams all because of this ridiculous no sex policy!” Husband cries too.

I know. When inspiration strikes, my imagination sometimes goes overboard, hehe.

But anyway, knowing the opportunistic motel owners we have, I doubt that they’d pass up on costumers with hard cash. Money makes the world go round, sweeties. The present socio-political state of the country can attest to that.

Written by Shari · Filed Under Current Events, Entertainment, Humor, Relationships 

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