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Post-Valentine Frustration: A Checklist

February 16, 2007

I have spent the past three days thinking, or maybe even realizing, that the guys I always manage to attract are a bunch of utter fucks who are horny, good-for-nothing jerks. Thank you, fat, for blessing me with a generous pair of tits, although it’s such a pain dragging my heavy ass to the nearest mall just to find a fitting bra. Thank you, vocal chords, for giving me that sexy, just-woke-up, breathy bedroom voice, although I have to tie down some guys’ peanuts just for me to be able to talk with them properly. Thank you, mind, for being open and retarded enough to tolerate the topic that guys always bring up after they ask for my NASL. Thank you, thank you.

A few months and I’m gonna hit my twenteen’s already. I don’t really dwell on that fact much because I believe that we’re only just as old as we want to be. In my case, I’m only 10 years old. Although when I was in Singapore last year(I spent Valentine’s in Singapore, so no date for me), some people contested my age and argued that I was only 12, and that I should be entitled to a children’s discount. Not bad at all, I guess.

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Written by Shari · Filed Under Humor, Personal, Relationships 

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