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March 29, 2007

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Yes our civilization is doomed because of Paris Hilton! Thats according to http://www.10000reasons.org and I personally believe in it :)

I’ve done some survey and this is the 10 most interesting answers why Paris Hilton is the #1 reason why  our civilization is doomed. Shooosh Haha this is going to be fun and am spelling it with W-H-*-R-E.

If she procreates, it will be proof that there is no God.
There are young girls who actually look up to her. That’s right. South Park got it right with the Stupid, Spoiled Wh*re episode.
It is evidence that the wealthy aren’t as smart as they like people to believe.
I could keep going, but those are the best.

Yeah I’ve been thinking about same thought that wealthy person have the right brains packed inside on their cranial cavity but on Paris Hilton? Sometimes I wonder how she finished Simple Life with using any neurons  :mrgreen:

She’s just a wealthy heiress *****…there have been others but the power of a mass media fueled by the Net has made her a formible villianess….her alter ego is Madame Hanky Panky Skanky

I was dead laughing about this answer did you now that Skanky/Skank means One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially of a woman or girl so in that case Paris is that thing  :shock: Yes the Internet became his her lair for all the evil-ness scattered specially her popular sex video and oops befor I forgot Hanky Panky connote sexual behavior.  :cool:

You`re giving her too much credit. She might be flavor of the month right now but she has no talent and it will be someone else soon and then it`s Paris who???

I fairly disagree with this one I don’t believe that Paris has no talent we can see her talent when we spell P-O-R-N, right kids?  :grin:

Your asking that like your surprised…..She would sell her soul (and the souls of many innocent people) for a pair of shoes….

Haha your uber right that explains the uber big diamond ring she got from Paris and the Dior too.  :idea:

Paris Hilton is just like every other spoiled heiress in history. Too much money, very little in the way of brains…there have been others before her and there will be others after. It’s not a new phenomenon. Our civilization will survive Paris.

OMG!  :grin: At least someone out here believe we can still survive with Paris Hilton around. Yeah the brains… :?:

She’s not the reason why we’re doomed, but she is proof that we’re doomed!

Oh no so this means that we are doomed!!!! No I love the still love the world.

I don’t think she is, but she is contributing to it.

She’s not contributing to it, she’s already infiltrating to world domination  :shock:

And the last and my favorite answer of all:

None has taken into consideration how Paris Hilton might be a carrier for several known deadly diseases, maybe a few unknown ones too. All she needs to do is continue to have intercourse with everyone she comes into contact with and spread those diseases around.
Death to mankind won’t come in the form of an asteroid, nuclear war or even global warming. Think of it as the new “plague” and there are no 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, just some disease infested skank.

So after all the rambling and side comments I’ve been doing I came on a conclusion…

I therefore conclude that being the one the richest filthy alien human being here on earth does not automatically includes you to be one of the most intelligent human being alive ever.

I also concluded that a super star like Paris could be really a threat for the human race with her powers. Imagine this if Paris really has “some” known and unknown diseases that is transferable via intercourse that could be deathly we are now facing the worlds end we really are doomed because of the plague spreading like hot fire on a hay stack.

But really it is scary…were all on damnation!

But in the end we are all going to die because of her and we can’t blamed her she’s just having fun, and were having fun too by just seeing her funny stupid antics…but please be very careful you might just get it and say “THAT’S HOT.”

P.S - Paris Hilton I love you, your my fashion guru, icon, sensie etc. blah blah blah really :mrgreen:

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