Stimulating A Pornographic Mind
I just can’t believe that three great bloggers, Renny, Marti and The Artist awarded me the so-called Thinking Blogger Award on the same day. I was damn surprised since a skanky whore like me got a recognition like that. I am touched and honoured that you guys thought that my blog can make someone really think.
If you people are wondering why I am babbling such things because I really thought that my blog is shallow like me. I even noticed that some quasi-intellectual bloggers stay away from my blog. Despite the fact that I read their blogs and even drop a comment or two from time to time. It is not that I am sour graping or anything but how do you suppose to get to know other bloggers if one can be such a cold fish?
On Paquiao and Geneva
In fairness, she did a fairly good job. I had word that Regine was supposed to do this gig. Word of advice to GMA 7: If you are going to steal the spotlight from ABS, go all out. Give us ate REG!
(hahaha, spoken like a true kapamilya!)
I hated it when Paquiao did an “over the bakod” and went from abs to gma. Sa aking mga narinig, na I might add ay hindi mashadong maasahan, dahil sa inuman ko lang siya narinig, na kaya siya lumipat ay may dagdag na 5 million siya from channel 7. My gawd. Alam kong napakadami ko na magagawa sa 5 million, pero kay PACMAN, ano ba yung 5 milyon, parang barya lang sa kanya yun. Mukhang masyado na yatang minamanipulate siya ni Mayor Atienza, at ang susunod na mangyayari ay magkakaroon na siya ng starring role sa MAYNILA, at magsusuot na din ng floral na shirt. GMA, naman… konting originality naman. Lahat na lang ginaya niyo. Yung fantaserye genre lang, me nakipagaway na sa akin na GMA daw nagsimula nun, with MULAWIN.. baka nakakalimutan natin na mas nauna ang MARINA, which garnered immense success.
Sana malaglag si Paquiao, at marealize niya na yung ulo niyaq ay gamitin na lang sa suntukan at hindi na lang sa pag gawa ng batas.
Feeling Close: 2007 Senatorial Election — Vick “Yorgay” Magshayshay Edition
Shhhhh…Is it to safe come out now?
Ok. Since I trust you, let’s just do this in a hush-hush tone alright? I don’t wanna be sisig meat for the local PNP on their next videoke party (a.k.a. “My Way” drinking spree). I’m too cute for that! Ok not…but who would want to be their next “pulutan”? Certainly not me. I still wanna have a wife, kids, play with my grandchildren, attend videoke parties with my barkada and sing Linkin Park’s “Numb” when I’m in my 130’s (stem cell research does wonders mind you).
One of my friends actually thought it was safe to come out last Thursday. I told him not come out of the CAVE of JUSTICE (nice name huh! I’ll trademark that!) but he was so hard headed and so dedicated to serve the people that he never listened to what I got to say. Turned out he got himself shot after our drinking party but he’s OK now. So (this post) here’s to my close friend Delfy for his speedy recovery (woah! it rhymes!).
10 Most Common Grammatical Mistakes
In order for us bloggers to improve our writing skills, I’d like to share something I stumbled upon the web.
ZD Net UK’s Jody Gilbert posts the 10 most flagrant grammar mistakes that make you look stupid. Of course, most, if not all, apply to the written word.
Even I am caught unaware sometimes and succumb to these common errors. I hope that the guide below will help you make grammatically-correct articles and posts.
But for any aspiring writer, practice (and reading a LOT of books) will always help…
How To Lose Your Job– i n t r o d u c t i o n
I decided to embark a blog series on human resource management and employment to empower readers– employees, on the issue of “losing ones jobâ€, and entrepreneurs and management alike on how to go about it legally. This will cover due process of law and the provisions of the Philippine Labor Code, on “termination of employmentâ€. On the coming days, I will attempt to blog on the following:
- How to lose your job– part 1 “killing you softlyâ€: on this issue, we’ll blog about the little things an employee can do that over time, may be a basis for termination.
- How to lose your job– part 2 “pull the triggerâ€: on this issue, I will discuss possible acts that may cause the immediate termination of an employee from his employment.
- The Convergence: Due process of law– where employees rights and management prerogatives interact.
Hopefully, I will be able to add value to the readers on how they go about corporate life and/or managing the business.
Aside:
I have 2 movie pass for the flick “the reaping†and I am giving it away. I have sent email to the top 2 commenters and they have until Saturday to confirm, otherwise, it can be yours. I will reply via email (to give instructions on how to get it) to the first 2 commenters if the bloggers I emailed are not interested.
If you want the ticket, leave your comment at Sonnie’s Porch
Bisita Vista sa Semana Santa (Finale)
Ginising ko sina Siren at Svelte. Alas-sais na kasi ng umaga’t kailangan naming mag-prepare for our final swim.
“Ano’ng nangyari,” tanong ni Svelte habang nag-iinat. “Success?”
“Wa,” sagot ketch.
Imbiyerna talaga ako kagabi. Flopchina ang beauty namin, pati ang effort kong maka-booking ng sekyu as my last resort wala rin.
Pero in ferrview, panalo ang masahe niya.
“Noong nakatulog ka, saka siya pumasok sa kuwarto,” kuwento ni Siren. “Nakakaloka nga ungol ni Maruja habang tulog. Parang tinitira.”
“Ganoon,” react ketch.
“Baka nilalabas lang ni Marj ang frustrations niya,” say ni Svelte.
On Finding True Love In TV Chat Rooms
Usually these chat rooms have numerous people chatting at one time with topics ranging from the usual how’s-ur-day greeting to the more direct i-wanna-f*ck-someone-now-call-me. Talk about lack of inhibitions of our teens now huh? And mind you not only do girls and boys have all the fun nowadays but gays and lesbians as well. I don’t know if there is such a term used for this act but I would refer to this act as “cyber voyeurism”.
The Big Bad Bullies of Philippine Broadcasting!!!
As of this writing, I am mad; the description fuming just could not contain the emotion I was trying to relieve.
Most of you know the type of work I do, my day job, besides the occasional sculpting projects I enjoy. But for others who still haven’t got a clue, I was privileged to be hired as an online comics illustrator at one of the top outsourcing companies of the best web designers, developers, and artists here in the Philippines, bar none. We work according to Philippine laws, pay our taxes. Our company provides work to almost 400 talented Filipinos.
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Bang bang, Baby!
A tragedy shocked and brought grief to the hearts of the world as Cho Seung-Hui, 23, a South Korean student of Virginia Tech, open fired at the Norris Hall, ending 33 lives including his own. Before the tragedy, few students even joked around that one day this guy may come to school packed with guns and shoot them one after the other. It turned out to be not a laughing matter anymore as the incident occured. Her teacher even stated that Cho Seung-Hui’s writings and plays… [for transcriptions of his writings, click more]
