Chuck Norris vs. Yo Momma

August 15, 2007

Ever wondered who’s more awesome between Chuck Norris and your mom? Well wonder no more!

chuck your mom

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Yo momma so fat outer space thinks they’re made for each other.

Advantage: Yo momma

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Yo momma so lazy all she does is sleep and wait.

Advantage: Chuck Norris

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