Filipino Driver Aptitude Test

Posted by Pimplepopper on September 2, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Driver Do you have what it takes to drive a public utility vehicle in the streets of Metro Manila? Do you have a driver’s license? Do you know the difference between left and right?If the answer to all the questions above are “YES” then you have the basic skills to be a Filipino driver. Feel free to continue and take the test below. If your answers above are “NO,” take the test anyway! Remember, in the Philippines, everyone can drive! Even the blind!

1 . What do the colors below mean to you?

a. They’re the colors of a traffic light. Red means stop. Yellow means prepare to stop. Green means go! (Hint: This is the correct answer)

b. It’s Christmas with a hint of hepatitis.

c. Colors? (Hint: I know it’s hard to comprehend, but there’s such a thing as colors. And when you see these three lights on an intersection, they actually mean something. Please don’t choose this option. Choose option “a.” “A” is the correct answer!)

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