Matt, Me, and Insect Bites

Posted by Fritz Tentativa on September 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment

[WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE AND PLOT LINE NSFW. R-18]

I have insect bites. Two on one arm, five on the other, one on my right calf, two on one inner leg, and one somewhere on my back. Bad thing is I don’t know what bit me so self-medicating has only left me feeling more desperate after trying about five different remedies including drenching the blasted bloated f*cks with ammonia. In fact, I’m so desperate that I’d try anything to make me forget my discomfort, say talk to a dog and imagine him responding intellectually to my otherwise pathetic take at an engaging convo perhaps.

Meet Matt, the talking dog, and hear his views at fritzified.com>>

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