BREAKING NEWS: The Man Blog Declares Coup D’état! OMG!
December 1, 2007
MANILA, Philippines — A group of civilians calling themselves members of The Grand Order of Fail stormed Hotel Sogo in Cubao, Quezon City and declared what they call a “LOL D’étatâ€. They have easily taken over hotel security by threatening them with suspicious-looking liquids contained within sealed vials marked with labels such as “herpesâ€, “syphilisâ€, “pubic liceâ€, “erectile dysfunctionâ€, “premature ejaculationâ€, and the ominous “I don’t know what the fuck this is but you don’t want to get infected by itâ€.

The swift takeover of the Hotel Sogo
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