computer gender
Posted by aiza on January 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Computer Gender
Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half thetime they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited alittle longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers should be feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers isincomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory forlater retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spendinghalf your paycheck on accessories for it.
Posted by twisted, twisted me at 9:56 AM Labels: Gender
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