The Luckiest B*tch Around

Posted by spliceanddice on February 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

After EDSA 2, we were out of the frying pan. But now, we’re burning after jumping right into the fire. Worse, the government has transfigured into a fiery hell steered by no less than, in the words of Albay Governor Salceda, “the luckiest b*tch around”. And although Salceda’s tongue may soon have a full meal of the rantings of “the luckiest b*tch around”, it is most likely that she must have really been lucky. After all, how lucky can one be after shunning two impeachment complaints and derailing a couple of coup attempts? To say the least, the lapdogs of the queen have barked relentlessly against its detractors, quite apart from personifying the essence of a canine which is, in its most grotesque form, commendable for a bone.

Unfortunately, GMA’s case is not the workings of a divine intervention, nor can she bargain to the heavens for one. The queen’s closest source of a ‘divine intervention’ is already dead. Which goes without saying that the death of Cardinal Sin, the prime herald of two People Power revolutions, may have dragged the spirit of EDSA with it. Which also goes without saying that the clutter of priests fueling the moral foundations of this country has gone haywire over matters of national spirit and interest, killing the spirit of EDSA all the more. By all means, the term ‘divine intervention’ is nowhere in the directories or yellow pages of the Palace. And although the administration has once eyed proposals for better communications among the nation’s public offices through a National Broadband Network, you still cannot expect a b*tch to dial God’s number. In fact, you only expect a female dog barking at a ComElec commissioner at the other end of the line spitting the infamous phrase “hello, Garci?”

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