The New Seven Deadly Sins: I’m Screwed

So, the Vatican has introduced seven new deadly sins. Do they have a committee that decides this kind of shit or something? The Committee of Sins, perhaps? Anyway, these new deadly sins (Genetic Modification, Experimenting on Humans, Polluting the Environment, Causing Social Injustice, Causing Poverty, Becoming Obscenely Wealthy, and Taking Drugs) are more hip than the original seven, and it doesn’t sit well with the old guys.

seven deadly enemies of man

Pride: We were the first! Why do we need another seven?! We were the stars of a Brad Pitt movie, goddammit!

Wrath: DIE, N00BS! DIE!!!

Lust: Fakers. We can totally kick their pretentious asses. Mmmm… asses. Gangbang, anyone?

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One Response to “The New Seven Deadly Sins: I’m Screwed”
  1. Vatican - LIES says:

    Whether the Vatican officially announced a new stupid list of 7 sins or it was some stupid priest’s opinion does not even matter here. The fact that Vatican and the Roman Empire’s Catholic Church committed a lot of atrocities against races and nations in the past is proof enough not to believe their LIES.

    Catholics are BLIND.

    The SEVEN SINS of the CATHOLIC CHURCH and the VATICAN:
    1) God said to WORSHIP only HIM. But the Catholics worship Mary a MERE MORTAL.
    2) Catholics call Mary “Mother”, if you ask them why, they will say Jesus called Mary “Mother”. Where in the CATHOLIC BIBLE was it mentioned? Jesus always call mary “WOMAN”.
    3) Catholics promote DEAD PEOPLE to sainthood. But Jesus calls us all SAINTS. Who do we follow? The LIES of the Vatican or the TRUTHS of Jesus?
    4) God said JESUS IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE, NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM (JESUS). But the Pope is the father, the way, the truth to heaven. LIES again!
    5) The Pope is INFALLIBLE? Who are you kidding? THe Bible said there is not one man except for the man called Jesus, who was without sin. All have fallen short of the Glory of God and sinned. THAT INCLUDES THE POPE.
    6) Catholics claim Saint Peter was the first pope. PETER NEVER STEPPED ON ROME! And archaeological records has proved that PETER’s bones were buried in ISRAEL!! So that disproves the Catholic claim that Peter’s bones are buried UNDER the Vatican!
    7) The Catholic Church and the Vatican created a lot of teachings not found on their OWN CATHOLIC BIBLE. IMAGINE THAT! They are lying to their ownselves! Jesus/God said, ANY TEACHINGS BEYOND WHAT HE (God/Jesus) TAUGHT US ARE OF THE DEVIL!

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