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The Most Touching Divorce Letter

August 1, 2008

Dear Wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you
that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you
for seven years and

I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today and that was the
last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn’t
even notice that I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal and even wore
a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore;
you don’t want sex or anything that
connects us as husband and wife.

Either you’re cheating on me or you
don’t love me anymore; whatever the
case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER
and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband:

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