Pinoy Patawa

Posted by xerendipity on September 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I was chuckling at my workstation when reading these! Glad to share it! Here:

CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba ‘tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas ‘to ah!

WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!

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PILITA CORRALES – Asia ’s Queen of Song.

LANI MISALUCHA – Asia ’s Nightingale.

REGINE VELASQUEZ – Asia ’s Song Bird.

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO – “Mole of Asia”

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ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?

OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir..

ERAP: Really? Thank you..

JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.

TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!

JUAN: Paano?

TATAY: KANG GUD!

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Homeless

INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?

ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.

INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?

ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.

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