Cold

Posted by spliceanddice on January 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Hell must have frozen over by now. The cold weather has lately been, well, colder than usual. It feels like we’re transported back to the yuletide season. I live three floors above, in a building that looks as though it is waiting to be condemned and, worse, to be demolished. From up here, it feels like the unforgiving coldness of the breeze is exponentially raised. I am even tempted to wear a thick jacket while inside the room, the ones that you see in the polar episodes of National Geographic. I may look like an eskimo—or, as the eternally perverted Joey de Leon puts it, es es ki…never mind—lost in the Pacific but that isn’t really an exaggeration. I do not know what’s causing this arctic sweep in this tropical country, but I’m quite certain this is a good time to indulge yourself in a nice warm cup of coffee. Those with fecal incontinence should beware though. Too much caffeine and your ass muscles can loosen and blow that other end of yours, the lonely spot where the sun never shines, to smithereens.

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