I Was A Teenage Slut: The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction
My dearest friend Scart tagged me with a meme. It is all about the weirdest stuff about me and I am doing it with a twist as what I usually do with all the memes that I usually get. This time I am writing it under the Teenage Slut series meaning this entry will be raunchy, vulgar and covers some sexual fantasies I had since I was a teenager. And yes, I won’t be tagging anyone on this meme.
Now, let’s get on the milkshake business!
If I Were
Sometimes there is this one point in our life that we began to wonder or question something. The most common are the “what ifs” or “if I were” questions. So in the spirit of Wonder Woman I am creating this meme where one writes 3 or more pointers about the stuff he/she wonders about if he/she is of the opposite sex.
Okay here goes mine:
If I were a girl…
… I will probably be a model if I manage to keep my measly height of 5′10 or a Ms. Universe candidate!
… and endowed with a nice rack and figure I will surely wear sexy and inviting outfits that scream bite me!
Cameron Diaz and Victoria Beckham. I just love those outfits they are wearing!
I Was A Teenage Slut: The Background
Okay, I got tagged by the pretty Silje (Btw, she has a cool blog so go and visit her please!) and sadly I’ve done the same tag ages ago. So another make up post and some sort of a continution to our teenage slut entries. For those who miss the first ep just check the Confessions section of this blog. Oh god I am loving this revelation type of entries and now let the juices flow in!
The seminary is quite a colourful environment than most people think. There you can find…
– Father G who makes advances to one of my teachers, Ms. A (well she is quite hot and some students were masturbating while peeping at her which is another story).
A Homemaker’s Journey
Since we got the apartment, I’ve been like an uber homemaker. I always tend to have this weekly dinner parties at home and the chance to create more scrumptious meals in a quick and easy way. At the same time I’ve created some nice decorative pieces to place on empty walls in lieu of buying expensive paintings.
By cutting out snippets of an old comics and pasting it on black cardboard I’ve manage to create cheap but chic decors to place on the walls.
Okay, so you are having this dinner party for let’s say 4 people but you don’t really have the luxury of time. The trick here is to come up with something that is simple to make but titilating to your tastebuds. Here are some stuff I made during my dinner party last Saturday.
1. Bacon, Prawn and Vegetable Orgy
I Was A Teenage Slut: Losing Virginity
My dear blogger friend SexyMom has tagged me with “The Weird Things About You” meme but sadly I remember I’ve done this one 48 years ago. That’s why I am making this compromise post just to make up the fact that I can no longer do this meme. This will be a walk to the memory lane and it dishes some juicy personal stuff about me. I know that I used to be a queen of the Nile and never talked alot about my past but I realised that it actually gives you this feeling of freedom. Breaking the chains of guilt from the past is quite a relief. And I don’t care anymore what people might think of me because I know that they too have some skeletons in their closets.
Midsummer Night’s Dream
Finally summer! Now I can finally relax and savour the short but wonderful days of summer vacay. Though I am not gonna be travelling outside the country since I have tons of stuff to do and besides Odd can’t leave his job. I wasn’t able to go online for like a couple of days even though we recently got internet at the new place. We got this 20 mbps (megabytes per second) broadband promo for like 349 kr (59 USD) per month in comparison to my 3 mbps connection at the countryside home which has the same monthly price but different broadband company of course.
These flowers on my Norwegian father’s garden sport sad-like faces.
Anyway, I am back home at the countryside to spend my entire summer probably working on some designs on my online magazine, playing video games and of course cooking new recipes!
Speaking of a new recipe here’s what I concocted recently.
I Suck When It Comes To Karaoke
Yes, I do. I don’t know why but probably because I am more preoccupied on following the lyrics closely than singing the song naturally. By the way, I am done with the exams and now I am on summer vacay. But I still don’t know if I will travel around or just stay in Bergen since I do have tons of stuff to attend to.
Speaking about karaoke, I just discovered this online karaoke called SingShot. Just make an account there and you’re all set (make sure you have a mic attached to your PC!). The site has a vast collection of songs from different artists and genres. At the same time people can grade your performance and also you can post it on your blog. Sounds wonderful right?
The Valley Girl Is Swamped
Ugh! I hate exams and I hate the finals! I am reading/studying this effing “Directing” book and it is so goddamn boring that it induces both narcolepsy and sudden bouts of migraine. I guess it is too much for my valley girl-esque brain of mine. I was actually thinking of going down to the lake and take a dip while admiring the boys around with their well-hung equipment. Hmmm now I miss Odd alot.
The Lake Brakvatne just across my other home on the countryside.
Okay while I am coaxing myself to continue reading this tripe here are some shit I have been doing or contemplating lately.
Getting A Cold Fish Is Part Of Life
I am sorry to tell you my dear friends and readers that I didn’t make it to the 2nd elimination round of Norwegian Idol. The judges told me that I had a light voice and for my age I should have developed a darker one. And the song I sang was boring. But I think the judges gave me reasons that doesn’t even make sense.
I wasn’t disappointed with the result since I wasn’t expecting anything. I joined Idol for fun, experience and etc. I was just a bit irritated with the stupid reasons the judges gave me. What’s wrong with having a lighter voice. There are lots of singers out there who has that kind of voice. And telling me that the song I sang was boring is an insult to the one who made the song (I sang Martin Nievera’s You Are My Song). I was thinking that if they want to avoid “boring” songs then why not give us participants the specific songs to sing. I think that would be more logical.
Holy Macaroni!
Oh god what a hectic week I had! Sometimes I didn’t know what to do. My sense of organising down the drain. My beauty and well-being suffered through the process! The whole week was like a mixture of the good, the bad and the ugly!
Let’s start with the ugly…
I just got well from being sick (salmonella poisoning) last week and this Monday Odd had to rushed me to the emergency hospital due to acute migraine. The pain was horrible and it felt that my head was about to explode. The doctor told me that it might be due to stress, unhealthy dieting and etc.
