decode this :)
one day ka noneng and my tito tex were fixing the boundaries of one of the lots we own. as well all know, in the province, the land is the most important part of one’s investment. and so they were looking for some 2×2 pieces of wood ta finish the project. they found one at the backyard although they werent sure if the 2×2 would fit.
coupla hours passed and the boys were back.
moki: ano, ayos ga? nagkasya?
ka noneng:
ay uwo! daig pa ang kinasal sa buntis eh!!!
metaphors at their best.
may I introduce…myself…
tis my first post 
1. im allergic to crabs.
2. i love sunflowers. generally flowers are fine, but there’s something dignified about the sunflower. no boyfriend of mine ever figured that out, hence, the record book is empty for the first boy to ever give me any.
