Sun Broadband Wireless

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Sun Cellular is coming out with its own broadband service to rival Globe Visibility, and Smart Bro.  It’s called Sun Broadband Wireless.

As is true with most of Sun’s products, Sun Broadband Wireless (SBW) is priced agressively without sacrificing the quality of the service.

For as low as P799 a month up to P999 a month, you could get unlimited access to SBW with burstable speeds of up to 2Mbps.

Just to put that into perspective, here is what its competitors are offering:

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It Finally Happened

My first 5×5x5 cube has finally twisted its last twist. Good thing I have a spare which is of better quality.

Anyway, If you’re going to buy a 5×5x5 cube, don’t buy the Rubik’s brand. Not only is it more expensive, but it’s also heavier, cumbersome, and prone to damage as can be seen from the pictures below.

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TMB Band Discography

Not only is TMB a group of likeminded bloggers who came together to make the internet stupider, we are also a group of musicians with a passion for dildos. We toured for a couple of years, perfecting our sound and building our fan base while collecting dildos.

We purposefully kept it a secret from our internet friends because we didn’t want our success to get to their heads. But since we can’t keep the secret any longer, we are coming out so to speak.

Special Thanks to Coco & Bim for helping put together this discography.

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How to Quit Being a Ninja

Are you getting tired of all the shit that ninjas have to put up with just to get through the day? People cross the street when they see you walking. Dogs hate you because they can never sense whenever you’re near. The Pirate kids down the street keep egging your house while shouting “We’re way cooler than you!”

Then your neighbors are always updating their state of the art home security systems (which never succeeds in stopping you from sneaking in and “borrowing” some stuff like sugar, milk, and kidneys). It’s hard for you to find a place to stay because your roommates have a tendency of disappearing on you. You can’t even find a date because the Ninja Code you live by prohibits you from uploading your real pic in your Friendster profile page:

So we’re here to help you to leave your Ninja ways behind and successfully to assimilate yourself into society. Below is a short list of scenarios designed to point you toward the right direction in a happier existence with the people around you.

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Pau’s Birthday Gift Roundup

For my birthday yesterday, here’s what everybody got me:

Ade was actually the first one to greet me through SMS to which I replied that he should really stop stalking me. He also got me:

My own liniment!

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My Top Posts in 2007

So the year’s almost ending and I’m just beginning to get the hang out of blogging regularly again after my nth leave of absence. Let’s see, this year alone, I abandoned my blog at least twice, then changed my mind, then got tired of blogging, then went back to blogging regularly. And somewhere along the road, I managed to put out a couple of articles for TMB that I’m somewhat proud of. And by that I mean none of these articles will get me banned from churches, malls, and hospitals.

Factors such as originality, public reaction, and whether I was naked or not while writing them were taking into account into ranking said posts.

So anyway, without further ado here’s the list. I hope you enjoy reading some of them as I have writing them. Happy New Year everyone!

Articles I’m most proud of in descending order.

  1. Lips of an Agent
  2. Teri Hatcher Speaks Up!
  3. Honeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
  4. 50 Reasons Why Sesame Street Sucks!
  5. Job Hunt
  6. A day in the life of TMB
  7. Filipino Driver Aptitude Test
  8. It’s Hard Being a Cannibal
  9. HAIKU!
  10. Dear Mr. Internets

Professor’s Cube — SOLVED!

Around 13 days after I bought a Professor’s cube, I have finally solved it.

But don’t expect to see a video of me solving it anytime soon because I don’t think I can do it again. I kinda relied heavily on pure dumb luck in the home stretch.

And about the time? Gee I don’t know. Let’s see, I started solving it around 11:30PM last night. Then I hit a wall around 1:00AM so I decided to go to sleep. I woke up around 6:30AM, dicked around with the cube for about half an hour, then I was like HOLY CRAP HOW DID I DID THAT?!

Anyway, in many ways, solving the 5×5 cube is a lot easier than solving the 3×3. It’s a lot more intuitive, and since you have more room, you can experiment more with your moves. The final stages however, require that you know how to solve a 3X3.

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Video Post: Lips of an Angel

You remember my videos?

  1. Mr. Lee
  2. Hi Ralph

Well not enough people sent in their comments saying they hated them. So here’s one more! Based on Hinder’s Lips of an Angel:

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Teri Hatcher Speaks Up!

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Me solving a Rubik’s cube

I will entertain you with entertainment! And by “entertainment,” I mean “a video of me solving a rubik’s cube.”

Before we got nuts in assuming that I’m a genius, a couple of things:

  1. I doubled the speed because a 5-minute video would just be ball slappingly boring. For the record, the actual time of the video is 4 minutes and 6 seconds.
  2. I didn’t figure out how to solve the cube all on my own. I had a little help from this guy. But I’ve been solving 1 side of the cube since I was in the 4th grade. That should count for something right?
  3. I have clean fingernails.
  4. I may have been wearing a shirt, but I was naked under the table.
  5. Clutch is the most awesome band ever.

See the video here.

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