What will happen when GMA resigns?
August 20, 2008
Paint your own picture of that future here. Read the whole post…
Rainy Day Pet Peeves
August 20, 2008
One thing you should know about me, aside from my pure hatred for dogs, is that I love rainy days. I love the sound that the rain makes on our roof. I love the gloomy skies. I just love everything about it. Well, not everything. Here’s a list of rainy day things I’m not too crazy about:
1. Wet roads. It being slippery doesn’t really bother me since I’m confident enough with my ill driving skillz. I just don’t like deep puddles doing a number on my wheels. Also, mud on my car is just not sexy.
2. Getting soaked. Most of the time, I like getting a little wet by the rain. I don’t mind water meeting my jacket, but holy Baby Jesus, it pisses me off when my pants get soaked! And let’s not get into the topic of wet socks.
Perfect? O RLY?
August 17, 2008
JANUARY= SLUT
-Fun to be with.
-Loves to try new things.
-Boy/girls LOVE you.
-You are very hott.
-Secretive.
-Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
-Quiet unless excited or tensed.
- Takes pride in oneself.
-Easily consoled.
-Honest.
-Concerned about people’s feelings.
-Tactful.
-Friendly.
-Approachable.
-Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
-Moody and easily hurt.
-Witty and sparkly.
-Spazzy at times.
-Not revengeful.
-Forgiving but never forgets.
-Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
-Loves to be loved.
-Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
-Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
Turtles Don’t Keep Junk in Their Closets
August 16, 2008
So six years of married life, all of those spent in Cambodia, and heaps and heaps of stuff, both junk and precious (mostly junk), managed to sprout out like mushrooms. And now that it’s time to go back to the Philippines, like turtles, we have to carry our entire home on our backs. So comes the impossible task of decluttering.

Yes, I’ve finally got off my lazy butt and for an entire month, we’ve spent hours and hours sorting and arguing about what to keep, what to throw away, what to store in our parents’ house (the junk, mostly), what to store in the warehouse (while the our new home is not yet ready), what to leave behind in Cambodia with Honey who will stay there for a month after I leave, and what to bring to our spanking-new condo, where my dreams of minimilastic living are rapidly disintegrating. We’ve got boxes and boxes of books, clothes, bags, shoes… I mean, we only go shopping once a year… where did all this stuff come from anyway?
Read more in Toe’s Kurokuroatbp.
Feel like a star for a single day?
August 3, 2008
Everybody wants to be a star someday, right? Everybody wants to feel how it is getting followed by the fans, getting cornered, and asked for photographs and autographs. Well, I experienced that, but not exactly the same thing. Here is my story.
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The Most Touching Divorce Letter
August 1, 2008
Dear Wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you
that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you
for seven years and
I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today and that was the
last straw.
10 Things from SDCC that Rocked My Face
July 31, 2008
I didn’t go to the recently concluded San Diego Comic-Con, but thanks to the magic of the Internets, I got all the news and ridiculous photos of ridiculous people in ridiculous costumes from the event that I needed. And then some. It took me a couple of days to rummage through my bookmarks and feeds, but I eventually singled out 10 news items that made my balls sweaty with geeky anticipation. Here be the list:

1. Agents of Atlas Ongoing Series! My mancrush on Jeff Parker began when I was awesomed deeply by the Agents of Atlas mini-series back in 2006. My love for AoA has been well documented (Love & War, 2006 Awesome List, Lantern of Doom!, Agents of Atlas, Top 5 Lists #9 of 10: Graphic Fiction, and Giant-Size Rockery), so it goes without saying that I am extremely happy to learn that I’ll be getting my dose of AoA monthly starting early 2009.
The 15 types of HEART
July 30, 2008
There are 15 types of heart.
1. SELFISH
2. WEAK
3. HELPFUL
4. SENSITIVE
5. CRUEL
The Bridal Truck
July 29, 2008
Most dreamy-eyed brides go to their grand Cinderella-weddings in flower-laden long white limousines which goes by the name of “bridal car.” Myself, I had no such luck. Instead, I went to my wedding in a “bridal truck”.

Read more in Toe’s Kurokuroatbp.
Covers Carnival #1: Batman
July 27, 2008
Because nobody demanded it, a new blog series! In this new series, I shall cover (hyuk! hyuk!) awesome comic book covers just because. This is exactly the same kind of dickery I pulled in Face Rockery with the blog series Face-Rocking Covers. So yeah, this is basically me making fun of comic book covers. High five?
For this inaugural Cover Carnival entry, we’ll be looking at a few covers of Batman. Unless you were living under a stupid rock (I mean, who does that? Really.) for the last year, you’ll understand why I find Batman covers to be appropriate for this initial offering. The Dark Knight spelunked (New word!) into theaters last week and Batman is understandably in everybody’s consciousness right now. This is how I’m celebrating this most awesome of awesome movies.

The Bat-Signal. ON THE MOON. And it’s daylight where the signal is coming from. Think about that for a moment, will you?
Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!
July 20, 2008
Betcha a hundred bucks, you’re going to read this post (or at least attempt to do so if I don’t bore you to coma) because you want to know how far I’d go with the sex talk. Well…far, baby. Really far. There will be no innuendos here. No euphemisms. No beating around the bush. Just bold, no-holds-barred talk about pure, wild, animal sex.
Probably the best part of relationships is the courtship stage, regardless of whether or not it would ultimately lead to sex. Imagine flirty glances, sweet smiles and sexy looks thrown at each other… To read more CLICK HERE.
Of Dentists and Facial Therapists
July 14, 2008
I went to the dentist to have my teeth cleaned sometime last week and then had a facial a day after that. Funny how there are so many parallels between dentists/clinics/dental appointments and facials/facial therapists/facial rooms. Consider this…
My dental cleaning took thirty minutes, my facial took forty minutes. My dentist and my facial therapist both wore white gowns. They both did a lot of funny things to the front side of my head. My dentist probably had at least six years of college education and had to pass some sort of exam. I don’t know how long my facial therapist studied to become such, but I’m quite certain it’s less than six years and she didn’t take any board exam. But I paid my dentist only $15 and I paid my facialist $20.
Read more in Toe’s Kurokuroatbp.
Of Packing and Unpacking
July 6, 2008

So you see I’m supposed to be stuffing those boxes at the right with clothes and books and cds and all my personal stuff. And instead, I’m watching a marathon of How I Met Your Mother on the pirated DVD channel, playing Freecell, and YMing all at the same time. You might be wondering what the heck is the pirated DVD channel. It’s a local channel here where they show pirated DVDs all day complete with the blue Sony screen where where they show the eject button, choose language… and sometimes, the operator falls asleep right after he accidentally presses the pause button or the fast forward button… usually happens when I’m riveted with a movie in the middle of the night. Anyway, the pirated DVD channel is totally not my topic. So you see… I’m procrastinating packing so much that I’m even procrastinating blogging about packing.
Read more here.
Watch The Middleman and Be ROCKED
July 2, 2008
The Middleman is a new TV series based on a comic book by Javier Grillo-Marxuach. It’s about a secret agency that deals with “exotic problems” like talking gorillas, evil terracotta warriors, and vengeful luchadores. It sounds silly, but it’s a smart amalgamation of comedy and science fiction. I totally loved the first two episodes, and after I saw the third one, it dawned on me: This is quite possibly the most awesome TV show in the history of all that you know. I suggest you all watch the show and be ROCKED. If you need to be convinced, let me spoil the aforementioned third episode for you:
The Middleman (Matt Keeslar) is one swell guy, but he does need a helping hand once in a while. That’s where his trusty hot sidekick, Wendy (Natalie Morales), comes in.

What’s in a Name?
June 29, 2008
I had to renew my Drivers’ License yesterday. It will be expiring this weekend *hint hint*. Good thing my dad brought me to LTO Aguinaldo/Cubao where there are significantly less people, cars and fixers. I abhor bureaucracy and its inefficiency and a crowded office makes it worse. I passed time waiting for my turnS (with an S because you have to wait for your turn several times as you have to go through several windows for processing, verification, cashier, 2 pictures and signatures, drug test and medical examinations etc. etc.) watching the Lakers-Celtics game (Go Celtics!).
My Favorite TV Commercial in Singapore
June 27, 2008
I have been seeing this TV commercial in Channel News Asia for a long time. And I must admit that it is my favorite commercial since we only have one channel in our TV. It is a TV commercial from an insurance company. Just watch and be amazed with their concept. I just love this commercial.
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Makoy is 26 yr old IT guy who loves to write, thrilled with movies as much as his favorite American food, fascinated with politics, current events and money matters, an entrepreneur in the making, and a certified Ortigas blogger.
Motivational Monday with Baddie #8: A 7-Dirty-Word Salute to George Carlin
June 24, 2008

I know. It’s already Tuesday and the title clearly says Motivational Monday with Baddie. But I’m willing to break the rules of Time and Consistency to pay tribute to one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, George Carlin. Let his Seven Dirty Words motivate you:
As it is.
June 21, 2008
I will be trying different things from now on. Things not including alcohol, nicotine, and partying. And spending my whole paycheck into empty things.
Like for example, useful and informative blogging. I have been trying to get into it for a long time now, I just can’t find the right timing and inspiration to actually do it. So what made me start now? Paid blogging. Fun right? Paid or not, I will still continue to blog.
For some blogging is a form of tension release, as well as mind therapy. When you have lots of things in mind, and you can’t stop fidgeting alone, you would always want to talk and say things aloud. Just for the sake of releasing it. The usual bigger problem on top of that is you don’t have anyone to talk to. No loved one to share it with, friends are all busy, or you’re a plain dead kid.. a loner.
I do that. Most of the time. Hell I do that everytime I blog. And often than not, I actually don’t care if someone reads and comments post after post. But I’m getting tired of my usual topics.. i mean topic.. myself. Boring. For most blog hoppers. Not for me. so it’s time to make a change.
From now on, I will keep my personal blogs in my multiply page, where most of my friends can annotate, and informative blogs here. Topics would vary from my passion: teaching to whatnots like grass or rain. Whatever that can be useful to any form of creature who flies around the cyber world. Music, movies, books, people, happenings. My grammar isn’t at all grand, but I learned English enough during my school years, so pardon me if I lack a little in my communication skills. I ask of you now for a little encouragement and appreciation that a small blogger like me can be an instrument to cater to whatever needs bloggers and non-bloggers have. For now, let’s just leave this blog as it is. An intoduction.
Thank you.
McDonald’s/Benjamin Abalos Mashup
June 21, 2008

I Plead Guilty To Murdering Santa Claus
June 20, 2008
One of the perks of being home alone is the chance to think about things that I normally don’t think about. Or refuse to think about, whichever is applicable. I ransacked my fridge hoping to find something edible but which requires no cooking. All I got was a pack of lobster sticks that had expired approximately a year and a half ago. Everything else in the fridge required heat before ingestion. So I opted to starve instead as I saw no point in cooking and then eating all by my lonesome self.
Then I thought about the most interesting person I could think of at this very moment–ME. The gods must have been waiting for this move, this introspection, because they decided to create the best ambiance for me. Rain clouds suddenly chased the sun away, the temperature dropped a few degrees lower, and birds stopped chirping (the gods probably know how I hate those silly lovebirds my brother kept and how I have long wanted to twist their puny little necks to forever silence them). READ MORE…
Free Pinay Sex Scandal’s Top Five Love Making Positions
June 20, 2008
Ateneo Scandal! La Salle Scandal! FEU Scandal! What do all these hot sex scandals have in common? Well, they are all scandals. And being sex scandals that they are, they always involve that romping action most of us know as “sex”. If ever you have watched one, did you even bother knowing the varieties of “hot combat action” they are doing in there? What sex positions they often use and what do you call those positions? If not, well, it’s your lucky day. Here’re the top five sex positions you’ll definitely find in them Pinay Scandals.
(This post is in no way related to the Pinay Scandal movement among Pinoy bloggers. But the idea of luring traffic in is, well, part of the intention behind the article’s creation.)
read the rest of the story here>>
How To Not Die Alone
June 18, 2008
Behold! Hereunder are ten tips to hook your Mr. Right. These are tried and tested and proven to give you the results you only dreamed about. Follow these tips and you would soon be walking hand in hand with the love of your life. (And may god have mercy on his soul.)
1. Create a Picture of the Guy of Your Dreams. 
What are the characteristics that define your quality guy? Do you prefer someone who’s got more brains than brawns, a Bill-Gates-type of guy who could be a loyal puppy and might actually make you rich someday? Or someone who has overflowing testosterone but is a little IQ-challenged, a poster-perfect hunk that you can parade around for ego points and who wouldn’t even question your motives? Read more…










