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Finally, I Can Control Fire!

May 22, 2008

Yes, after several years of failed attempts at controlling fire, I’ve finally done it! I always knew I was special. Mutant special. And now that I’ve discovered my previously latent mutant pyrokinetic ability, I’m wondering if I have other superhuman powers. I’m determined to find out, and I believe I can discover the truth with the help of my trusty old friend, SCIENCE!

You should know that there’s no one better in utilizing SCIENCE! than me. I’m a frickin’ scientist! I mean, I graduated with a Bachelor of SCIENCE! degree in Computer SCIENCE! I have a piece of paper to prove it! And seriously, you just can’t argue with a piece of paper. Sure, it took me 7 years to finish the damn course, but still.

So, without further ado, here’s my short quest in finding out if I have other awesome abilities… using SCIENCE!

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New PPC Income Stream From Smorty

May 21, 2008

Smorty.com has new PPC Income Stream called Digxa Mini Stores. Publishers can publish contexual click through advertising on your their blog with Digxa Mini Stores. The customizable solution allows publishers to place both standard and pop up product banners from related words within the blog posts, as what they said. For example CONTINUE READING

How To Improve Your Breasts Without Surgery

May 15, 2008

There is no doubt that a lot of people want to enhance their breast size. It’s becoming more and more popular to get a bigger bust with out having to have surgery. There are women that still go for that surgical option, but they will often have fears of the side effects as well as what may happen after the surgery has been completed.

But, on the other side of the coin, people think that when it comes to a natural way to enhance your breasts, there is a fear that it’s a big waste of time for them. Women don’t want to put any kind of odd substance in their body just for a little help with their breasts.
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Not A Paid Post On Stick-O

May 15, 2008

A brittle stick about less than a foot long, made of flour, and filled with chocolate stuff inside. Everybody is crazy over it. But you cannot really blame everybody. Even I…I’m being captivated by its addictive taste. The way it caresses my taste buds to heaven — like I don’t wanna escape its tasty cylindrical body. Every bite is more than a pail of water, killing the flames of craving inside me. Yeah, it’s the stick we all want to bite…

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The Great Beef Cake Festival (a.k.a. why women should give “300″ a chance)

May 14, 2008

I happened to unearth my DVD copy of 300 last night, and, because I had nothing better to do, I decided to watch this hard-core guy movie again for the third time (or is it the fourth?).

Hard to believe, as I was the lone voice of dissent when two of my best girl friends picked this to be our detox movie of the week when it first came out last year. From the reviews I’d heard, I knew that with its requisite blood, gore, and body count - it was eons away from my usual fare of neuroses-inducing romantic comedies or intelligent thrillers. I was completely befuddled by my friends’ vehemence to see it, but so outvoted, I let them usher me into the theater like a lamb to slaughter.

And actually found myself glad that I did. But not just for the reasons you might think.

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What sort of “Little Loser” can a Rockstar be?

May 14, 2008

If I had my way, I’d be in t-shirts, shorts, and sneakers the entire summer season. “WTF, but we’ve never seen you in shorts EVAR!” Exactly! Come on gais, give the corporate rockstar slash almost-model a break! I don’t have much of a choice since I’m practically coerced by my day job to be in corporate drab on weekdays and man, those things can be annoyingly uncomfortable even when it’s raining out. Good news is, owing to the Intertropical Convergence Zone, we’re in for a shorter summer season this year as heard from the radio this morning (says PAGASA). Whether that’s a good or bad thing, blame it all on the ITCZ. Heck, we can even blame ITCZ for the hike in power prices since no one has balls big enough to own the boo boo!

On the subject of t-shirts (thank Jockey for supposedly inventing the tee in its current form way back in 1913 per the infallible wikipedia), I had for the longest time been wanting to get myself some David & Goliath goodies. A few months back, I was walking inside the Power Plant Mall and a statement shirt on David & Goliath’s show window caught my attention. It read “Trust Me! i’m a liar.” I went in, felt the shirt fabric, looked at the price, made a mental note to go back soon, and left. Good thing I didn’t buy the “Liar” shirt because, about a month later, I saw Juned wearing it and I’m not so keen on wanting to look like twins with anyone just yet. Sry, Juned-san.

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Adsense TOP Paying Keywords for the Month of May 2008

May 13, 2008

Here is the Adsense top paying keywords for the month of May 2008 that does not fall below $1 Cost per Click. This keywords are starting from a to ac. I will add more one of this days.

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I Kell You!

May 7, 2008

I’m sure many of you have already heard this audio file of this call made by an irate customer to a local helpdesk.  It’s so hilarious that I played it on loop in my media player.
And since I am so fond of transcribing stuff, I transcribed the whole conversation and turned it into a video.

Why “I Kell You?” Watch the video (with an I Kell You transcript) to find out. Continue Reading>>>

Globe Telecom Other Business

May 6, 2008



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Makoy is 26 yr old IT guy who loves to write, thrilled with movies as much as his favorite American food, fascinated with politics, current events and money matters, an entrepreneur in the making, and a certified Ortigas blogger.

Eksena Manila - Tamang Trip!

May 1, 2008

“The Philippine based Eksena Manila is a young developing community of 87 (and counting) agents to date and in the process of establishing their name and reputation to match the global Improv standards.”

Inspired by the Improv Everywhere in US who are famous in making chaos and joy in public places they started the great Frozen Grand Central now a big hit all around the world that made local chapters like Eksena Manila do the same thing in their place/country.

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Paula Abdul’s American Idol Mishap

May 1, 2008

Paula Abdul suffered something of a breakdown on US TV show American Idol last night when giving her opinion on the competitors.

Whilst judging contestant Jason Castro- one of the final five- she gave an opinion on two tracks she thought he had sung- when he had only performed one!

In a confused speech Paula rambled: “Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear… the second song- I felt like your usual charm was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty.”

And despite strange looks from Castro and fellow judges Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson she continued:

“The two songs made me feel like you’re not fighting hard enough to get into the top four.”

There have been repeated rumours that Abdul has a drugs or drink problem after erratic appearances on talk shows and at events.

Programme makers Fox have so far not commented on the blunder.

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The Fifteen Best Comic Book Movies of All Time! (Nos. 10-6)

April 29, 2008

iron man week

Like all great movie trilogies, the second movie has to live up to the first, and maybe even try to surpass it. It also has to build the story and the conflict for the third movie’s awesome finish. On top of all that, it has to stand on its own. It has to be a strong enough movie so it won’t feel like just a bridge connecting two towers of AWESOME. That’s a lot of responsibility for a movie. Thank God this isn’t a movie. This is the second part of Cinemabuzz, Comicology, and Face Rockery’s collaborative list of the 15 Best Comic Book Movies of All Time! HAHAHAHAaaaiiineed a drink.

Now, before we start, make sure you’ve read the first part of the list over at Cinemabuzz. If you haven’t done that yet, please do so now. … Done? Awesome. Let’s go.

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Face-Rocking Covers #12: Iron Man

April 28, 2008

iron man week

There’s no better way to bring back my totally useless blog series, Face-Rocking Covers, than the first day of this most momentous week: IRON MAN WEEK YAY! Obviously, we’ll be taking a look at some of ol’ Shellhead’s old face-rocking comic book covers. The Invincible One didn’t catch the fancy of the general public until the movie was announced, which baffles me since Iron Man is one rockin’ mofo. Observe:

iron man

One of the most suspenseful covers ever. Seriously. It’s a dude trying to get his normal clothes off and desperately trying to put on his suit of armor… WHILE FALLING TO HIS CERTAIN DEATH! If only he thought of bringing this thing called a “parachute”.

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Jubilee Bussiness Center

April 25, 2008

Jubilee Bussiness Center

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Makoy is 26 yr old IT guy who loves to write, thrilled with movies as much as his favorite American food, fascinated with politics, current events and money matters, an entrepreneur in the making, and a certified Ortigas blogger.

Are You a Mean Girl?

April 24, 2008

mean girls week

You may think only teen girls can be mean girls, but you’re wrong. There are different kinds of mean girls. There are ultra hot mean girls, fat whore mean girls, boy mean girls, gay mean girls, old mean girls, Eastern European dictator mean girls, ancient Egyptian demon reborn in the modern day world as a dentist mean girls, etc. Anybody can be a mean girl. You can be a mean girl. Not sure if you are? Want to find out? Yes? Well, luckily for you, it’s Mean Girls Week. It’s the perfect time to discover if you’re a skanky whore bitch mean girl inside. Just take the following quiz to find out! Grool? Grool.

1. A friend of yours introduces you to someone from another country. A weird country. Like Africa or Japan or something. You…

  1. invite him/her to join you for a cup of coffee, hoping to find out more about his/her culture and whatnot
  2. exchange pleasantries and move on with your crazy hectic life
  3. freeze and panic because you think all people from foreign lands carry diseases that can wipe out everyone on your side of the equator
  4. tell the summbitch to eat your shoe and fuck off before you punch him/her in the throat

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What if “So Fetch!” Happened?

April 23, 2008

mean girls week

Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!

Gretchen, Regina’s right hand bitch, tried to make “So fetch!” happen. She really did. But alas, it did not. Queen bee Regina’s antagonism didn’t help. But what if it did happen? This being Mean Girls Week, I feel that it’s my duty as a responsible blogger to ask and explore the question “What if So fetch! happened?”

so fetch

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A Journey into Girl World

April 22, 2008

mean girls week

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME! I mean Girl World. Welcome to Girl World. Through the magic of the movie Mean Girls, I have been blessed with a chance to explore the intriguing plane of existence where everything is pink and valley girl-ish. I have seen things that will haunt me for as long as I live. I have witnessed drama that is both disturbing and fascinating. Since this is Mean Girls Week, I have decided to guide you through this world perilous! Take my hand, weary traveler. We’re going in.

In Girl World, it’s totally normal for totally hot teachers to remove their clothes in front of all their students just for kicks, which is totally cool.

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School Uniforms I’ve Worn

April 8, 2008

The people who have designed uniforms of girls in private Catholic schools must have been descended from the inquisitors of the Middle Ages because of their penchant to torture young ladies by imposing on them clothes with outrageous colors and atrocious styles. Boys have it easy. They just have to put on a white polo shirt and khaki shorts, for the young boys, or pants, once they’re considered “young men.”

I was four years old when I went to Nursery School. That’s pretty late I guess for today’s standards when kids go to school even before they could walk. I remember that I wore a pink and white checkered jumper with a white blouse underneath. I didn’t care much for fashion then. Oh heck, I don’t care much for fashion now.

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Happy 2008 April Fools Everyone!

April 2, 2008

Want to know this year’s theme? Want to have a good laugh? (it is good for your health too!) See a few of the April Fools Joke by the Online Game Developers this year!

To all those who fell to these jokes… better luck next time! ROFLMAOL!!!!!!1

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Ang ginagawa ng tunay na lalaki

March 29, 2008

O, alam niyo na mga bords ang gagawin niyo mamaya!

Enjoy!

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Rated PG :)

What is Jason Castro doing?

March 28, 2008

Jason Castro’s a talented lad who pulls off great singing performances every now and then. As Simon said, one aspect of his charm is definitely his goofiness.

Jason Castro just might be Goofy in human form.

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English and Comic Relief c/o Dense Modesto

March 27, 2008

It would be imprudent to equate intelligence with broken English. Nowadays, people seem to think highly of themselves whenever they could speak straight English when in fact, these so-called PINOYS cannot even speak straight Tagalog and worse, they prefer to speak TAG-LISH instead. Most of the pa-sosyal people and kids do that most of the time and that’s more irritating. Have these people not been taught at school that you speak one language at a time if you want clarity and cohesion? If you want to speak in English, then speak in straight English and vice versa with Tagalog. You do not add and mix these two languages to make it seem like your cool and hip and smart. It makes you look cheap and maarte, actually. But of course, not all good English-speaking Pinoys are like that and it would be stupid of me to make such a generalization. 

To be honest, to be able to speak in English is essential because as we seek to move towards globalization, this language will help us gain the upper hand in getting a job or a career basically. I think it would be safe to equate good education or sufficient education with good English skills instead. Because not all well-educated, good English speaking people are intelligent, right? Some receive good education because they can afford it. But intelligence is rarely developed as it is mostly based in your genes. So some who receive good education and speak perfect English may not necessarily have the brains to think beyond speaking perfect English. Some.

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