Red Cow No. 10

Almost two years ago, I wrote a piece on the coming Mayan eschaton, i.e., how the world was presumably going to end on the 21st of December, 2012. Well, they’ve gone and made a movie about it so it’s not really all that compelling a topic anymore. However, my interest in eschatology in general hasn’t... 

Source:  Filipino Freethinkers

Joke Time: Long Distance Calls to the Philippines

Fidel Ramos, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all died and go to hell. While there, they saw a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil  informs him that... 

Source:  Renz Central

Food Commentary

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Source:  Flippish.com» Flippish.com

Argentina Sausage

I’m really concerned about this print ad. Hehe. Oo na, bastos ako. Greenminded na kung greenminded. But I think you have the wrong use of Marketing Theory #69 (SEX SELLS!). To the guys of Century Pacific Group, please don’t get too creative. Umaalingasaw na ang mga teachings ni Dr. Sigmund... 

Source:  'Wag na lang!

Floyd Mayweather Jr. & Manny Pacquaio

Mayweather blames Pacquiao for failed talks over fight: LOS ANGELES – The proposed mega-fight between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather is off, and Mayweather said the Filipino fighter was to blame after a failed attempt to salvage the bout through mediation. Whatever, Gayweather! Oh shit, I don’t... 

Source:  'Wag na lang!

Philippine Politics and Wordpress Loops Don’t Mix

Philippine politics and award-winning open source CMS WordPress cannot seem to create good code poetry. Perhaps poetry and political harmony (read; anarchy) cannot and will never co-exist to create a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] ... 

Source:  Archon Digital

Gibo Jokes

Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang SM? A. Kasi si Gibo’ he’s got it all! Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang Metrobank? A. Kasi you’re in good hands with Gibo Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang Globe? A. Kasi abot mo ang mundo with Gibo Q. Bakit Si Gibo parang Smart? A. Kasi he’s Simply Amazing! Q. Bakit si Gibo... 

Source:  'Wag na lang!

Efren Penaflorida & Angel Locsin

Efren Peñaflorida courting Angel Locsin What else, Efren? What else! Arghhh! Hehehehe. I guess you’re a celebrity now. Well, you deserve it. I just hope the limelight won’t make you change your ways (I know you won’t). I’m just hating you for the same pleasure I have when I... 

Source:  'Wag na lang!

When Ultra-distant Relatives Ruin Your New Year’s Eve

Happy New Year once again guys! How was your New Year?  Surely, everyone now is so busy as the holiday vacation abruptly comes to an end and our desks are already waiting for us to work our ass out and replenish are busted wallets and soaring credit card dues. Going back, how was your New Year?  Complete... 

Source:  Pinoy Sounding Board

Thanks, Mr. Zinsser

Last year, I won. Won where? In the Best Humorous Essay Writing Contest sponsored by Crossroads, the official student publication of our school, HCDC. Of course, I must—nobody else joined the contest. Nobody, nobody but me. Therefore my winning essay, I told the folks at Crossroads, is not the... 

Source:  The Free Lancer

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