Beef Mushroom
“Sige, magluluto ako ng Beef Mushroom sa birthday mo,” Gab offered for my birthday.
“Anong ingredients!?” asked Ronald.
“Ummmm…. Pork saka sitaw?” I told Ronald.
“Shuhada!”
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Punk Bus
“Hala!” Ronald screamed while watching the news, “Tatanggalin ang mga prankista ng mga school bus. Pabaya kasi ang driver.”
“Prankista?” I asked, “Punk ba sila?”
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San Drizzle
“Maalikabok ngayon,” I told Zinnia.
“Sandstorm?” she asked.
“Hindi. Hindi pa storm eh, mahina palang. Parang ambon lang eh – Sand Drizzle?”
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Jade at the Movies 2
Inside the theater, Marish held their french fries while Jade held their nachos.
When Marish noticed that the fries didn’t taste good, she complained, “Yuck! Luma na ata ‘to.”
Jade, being the loving husband that he is, offered, “Gusto mo palit tayo?”
“Bakit?”...
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Jade at the Movies 1
Jade told me the most shocking news about his 4-year stay in Dubai: He has never been to a movie theater!
That was until yesterday when we dragged him to see The Clash of the Titans.
“Hinintay n’ya ako,” claimed Marish, Jade’s wife, who arrived in Dubai just 3 weeks ago.
Inside...
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Contest Piece
During this week’s American Idol performance episode, Jade commented, “Ano ba naman ‘yan!? Hindi naman pang-contest piece ang kinakanta n’ya,” referring to Big Mike’s rendition of Eleanor Rigby.
It was Beatles Night (Lennon-McCartney Songbook) so they have no choice...
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The Lovely Bones
“Ano ba istorya n’yang Lovely Bones na ‘yan kasi?” asked Ronald and Bing. I dragged them to watch one of my favorite books (now adapted to a movie).
“Ayoko i-spoil,” I answered, “Basta drama.”
“Nye! Ayoko ng drama!” Ronald protested.
“Wala...
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Animal Sounds
During Ilynn’s (Zinnia’s flatmate) birthday, she and her roommates played a game of Animal Sounds in Mamzar Beach Park: participants were blindfolded and were to “sound” the animals that they have picked. They will then look for the animals with the same sound.
Ilynn herself was...
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Zinderella
Archie picked up his girlfriend, Zinnia, after she partied in the insurance ball last week from Atlantis Hotel in Palm Jumeirah, Dubai.
He was not used to seeing Zinnia all made up so he asked, “Pag dating ba ng alas-12 babalik ka na sa dati mong anyo?”
Me together with Zinnia and Joyce
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We Are the World 25
I showed Ronald the re-doing of We Are the World:
Ronald: Sino ‘yan?Me: Justin BierberRonald: Uy! Si Jennifer Hudson! Eh yan?Me: Di ko kilala.Ronald: Eh yan?Me: Si Josh Groban.Ronald: Eh yan?Me: Di ko alam. Tony Bennet ata.Ronald: Yan?Me: Mary J Blige! Hangang mamaya ba tayo ganito?Ronald: Oo…...
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