Can’t Things Get Any Better?

Seriously. Can it? Don’t mind me though. Guess I woke up on the wrong side of bed. Or what-have-you. These idiots idioms are driving me crazy. Anybody wanna give me plane tickets to Manila? I want to go to Manila today. And stay there for three days? Anybody with a good heart who would like to... 

Source:  atomicgirl.net

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