Expiry Date

I told the receptionist in my gym, “I’ll expire on the 14th.” “No! Don’t say that!” she answered. She was Indian and I forgot that for Indians, EXPIRE only means one thing: death. When I realized this,  I told her, “Well… You can never say, right?” “That’s... 

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Pulling Myself Up

I was just getting used to using the Pull Up Machine in the gym. Since I was seriously (take note: seriously) concentrating on my back muscles I knew the Pull Up Machine should be my friend.Unfortunately, the Pull Up Machine is connected to the Lat Pull Down; hence, one cannot use it if someone is using... 

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(Belated) Happy Birthday to Me!

With my goal to lose weight and have a fit body (in time for my college reunion), I've been looking at exercise routines I could do, probably in a fitness club. But because of the Kingdom's crackdown on women's gyms, I've left with no choice but to purchase my own equipment (wow parang rich! hehe). I... 

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I had my belt bag back!

Some person returned my belt bag to Better Bodies, the gym i just recently enrolled in. My sib Jed received the phone call from the gym to our home landline yesterday. I thought it was something about my fitness program. Returned the call awhile ago - somebody returned my belt bag there in the gym. ... 

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