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Latest SWS Survey The latest Social Weather Stations survey showed that Nacionalista Party standard-bearer Manny Villar has narrowed the lead of his main rival, Liberal Party standard-bearer Noynoy Aquino. But Liberal Party stalwarts insisted the survey was “biased” because respondents were asked... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

TIRADES

AFTER A LONG VACATION, we all returned to work this week. Some were really excited because they love their job. Others may not exactly take pride in what they’re doing but at the end of the day, it’s the huge paycheck that matters. Ask Sigfrid Fortun. The Ampatuan Trial According to the Philippine... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

2009 IN RETROSPECT

IT’S THE END OF 2009. Time to hand out special awards to some of the year’s newsmakers who kept readers of this blog talking, arguing, and yes, heckling one another even. For some of the categories, there will be a winner and a runner-up. Remember: the role of the runner-up is very important. If... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

HULA OOPS! (FEARLESS FORECASTS)

For 2010, here’s what could happen in Philippine politics… The Arroyos President Arroyo will win her Congressional bid in Pampanga, her first legitimate victory in 10 years. In the middle of the year, she will be hospitalized due to “severe rheumatism.” But a newspaper columnist, citing... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

CHRISTMAS AND POLITICS, TOO

FIRST, some bad news. Mayon Volcano has erupted. The explosion has endangered the lives of Albay residents… prompting President Arroyo to declare martial law in the province. AGAIN, I would like to apologize for this delayed post. I promise to have regular updates after Christmas. Speaking of Christmas,... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

CHRISTMAS AND POLITICS

APOLOGIES for the delayed post. It’s the Holiday Season people. Everyone is preoccupied with something: doing some last minute shopping, attending Christmas parties, reuniting with old friends, etc. These days, people in the metro have the same schedule: 5 hours in the office or malls, 4 hours in... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

LEFT WITH VILLAR

Villar and the Left Party list representatives Satur Ocampo and Liza Maza have finally agreed to join the Nacionalista Party as guest senatorial candidates. The hardcore leftists made the decision to join Villar’s party because they’re running under similar platforms and they’re running out of... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

FILTHY, RICH

The Ampatuans Military authorities say the Ampatuan family whose members are working in government as governors, vice governors, mayors, vice mayors, etc. probably owns as many as 23 houses in Maguindanao, Davao City and Metro Manila, including several mansions. Now we know why they call it “internal”... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

TWIT TWEETS

DECEMBER 9, 2009: The joint session of Congress has begun. While we await the decision of our lawmakers on Proclamation 1959, let’s read some “tweets” allegedly posted online by some prominent figures. President Arroyo: “Watching the joint session of Congress on ANC. I’m confident... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

SATISFACTION

I’M SURE YOU’VE noticed how chilly our mornings have become. The temperature is so low, weathermen say it’s actually lower than President Arroyo’s satisfaction rating. Joint Session Senators and congressmen are holding a joint session tomorrow to tackle the martial law imposed in Maguindanao.... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

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