Clarice Encounter
When Tem was still working as a Fish Host in Mahi-Mahi Seafood Restaurant here in Dubai…
“Roxane!?” a customer recognized her.
“Yes, Ma’am!?” Tem assumed the customer saw her nameplate.
“Roxane!? Ako si Clarice! Sa Delpa! (Del Pilar Academy – a high school...
Source: Funny Side Up
Disgusting Kid, A Play
Disgusting Kid
A play in one part
Original Cast
Izumi Paula Nagai As herself
Don Miguel Valero As himself
…
Act One, Scene One
Lights slowly turn up. Sofa set with Paula facing the audience, already in the left side of...
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Sam’s Predictions
“Tito sa 2011 ka pa uuwi?” asked Sam, my niece.
“Oo. Bakit?”
“Ibig sabihin 1 year na lang mamamatay na tayo?” I got her. She’s referring to the 2012 predicted doomsday.
“Mahaba pa rin ang 1 year no?”
“Sabagay.”
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Source: Funny Side Up
Strategy to Lose Weight
“Kuya! Namayat ba ako?” Tem, my sister, asked.
“Oo,” I noticed.
“Nilagnat kasi ako.”
“So mamamayat ka lang dahil may lagnat ka?”
...
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Usapang High
A few years ago, my sister, Tem, brought home a marijuana plant. Yes! You read that right! A Marijuana Plant!
“Kuya, bigay ng tropa ko!” she proudly said.
“Ok ka lang?” I asked.
“Oo naman! Palalaguin ko to. Amporma ‘di ba?”
“Anong sabi ng nanay?”
“Di...
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New Centrum
Ate Richie just brought new vitamins from the US — New Centrum!
Ate Mimi, Nanay, Tatay and I were all excited! “Wow! Centrum! Mahal to ah! Imported pa.”
“Bagong labas ‘yan sa US,” ate Richie boastfully answered.
After each taking one and went our usual daily routine,...
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Miggy and Boo
My girlfriend told me:
Boo, dumalaw ako kanina sa bahay n’yo. Si Miggy sinalubong ako!
Sabi ko, ‘Miggy! Ang laki mo na!’
Tapos biglang binaril ako: Bang! Bang! daw.
Ayaw n’ya kaya sa akin?
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Source: Funny Side Up
Green Card Dream
“Choy! Si nanay may Visa na!” ate Richie screamed over the phone. Nanay’s long awaited green card has been finally approved.
“Ate…. Gabi pa dito.”
“Anong oras na ba?”
“12:45 AM,” I answered sleepily.
“Ay! Sorry!”
Sa sobrang excitement...
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Christmas Hideaway
“Nay, magtatago nanaman ba kayo sa pasko?” I asked my mother.
“Aba’y syempre. Magpupunta ulit kami sa beach,” she answered.
“Walang pera…” I teased her.
“Malaya akong makakapaglakad-lakad sa tabing-dagat at walang kaba sa dibdib.”
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Manila Zoo Branch
“Choy,” my mother called me, “Ipag-drive mo kami ng mga pamangkin mo.”
“Sa’n po ‘nay?”
“Nagyayakag silang magpunta sa Manila Zoo… sa Tagaytay.”
“Nay! Tagaytay Zoo ‘yun!”
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