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“Malaki na talaga ng katawan mo,” Jade noticed.
“Inaaway pa nga ako ni Boo eh. Malaki pa raw kasi ang tyan ko.”
“Oo nga. Dun ka na lang mag-pokus.”
“Ang plano ko kasi, palalakihin ko lahat: Legs, Biceps, Chest. Para lumiit ang tingin sa tyan,” I told him...
Source: Funny Side Up
Jade at the Movies 2
Inside the theater, Marish held their french fries while Jade held their nachos.
When Marish noticed that the fries didn’t taste good, she complained, “Yuck! Luma na ata ‘to.”
Jade, being the loving husband that he is, offered, “Gusto mo palit tayo?”
“Bakit?”...
Source: Funny Side Up
Jade at the Movies 1
Jade told me the most shocking news about his 4-year stay in Dubai: He has never been to a movie theater!
That was until yesterday when we dragged him to see The Clash of the Titans.
“Hinintay n’ya ako,” claimed Marish, Jade’s wife, who arrived in Dubai just 3 weeks ago.
Inside...
Source: Funny Side Up
Contest Piece
During this week’s American Idol performance episode, Jade commented, “Ano ba naman ‘yan!? Hindi naman pang-contest piece ang kinakanta n’ya,” referring to Big Mike’s rendition of Eleanor Rigby.
It was Beatles Night (Lennon-McCartney Songbook) so they have no choice...
Source: Funny Side Up
