The Best Answers Pageant Questions
If mahilig kayo sa pageant, hala! Go, enjoy reading this entry! Kaloka!!!!
Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.
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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm…taptoy.
Host : What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.
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Host : What’s your ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure….
Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl : Uhmm… more. (Crowd booing… ) Sige, Sige. Less, less….
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I was chuckling at my workstation when reading these! Glad to share it! Here:
CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba ‘tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas ‘to ah!
WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!
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PILITA CORRALES – Asia ’s Queen of Song.
LANI MISALUCHA – Asia ’s Nightingale.
REGINE VELASQUEZ – Asia ’s Song Bird.
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO – “Mole of Asia”
