Justin Bieber in the Philippines Vs. Noynoy winning the elections

Hindi ka naman artista. Hindi ka naman anghel. Bigla ka na lang mawawala. At lilitaw. At magpaparamdam. Para ka namang titi eh, lulubog-lilitaw. Buti pa nga ang tite, constant, at kusang magpaparamdam. Ikaw parang multo, mukhang kailangan pa i-summon para magparamdam. So ano ka, Casper the ghost dick?!... 

Source:  akosiyin

Maria Ozawa speaks Jejemon

Dear Kuya Yin, Wala na bang Lhuv sa mundo? Pazxenciah nuh, dapat binati pala muna kita. Hi kuya, kahmuzZtah n yuWh. Fan kita, madalas ako magbasa ng mga posts mo, ngayon ako naman may papabasa sehi0uwh. May kinalaman ito sa lumalaking galit ng lumalaking populasyon ng Pilipinas sa mga friendz k0uh, at... 

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CONFUSED

APOLOGIES for this very late post. There were some domestic problems that had to be addressed. Influenced by what she saw in the news, my mother’s personal manicurist quit her job to apply as a member of the board of Pag-IBIG Fund. A day later, our gardener left saying he’s confident of landing... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

Ang Presidente at Bise-Presidente Ko, says Senator Chiz Escudero

Finally, I got a hold of the new TV advertisements, "Ang Presidente Ko" and "Ang Bise-Presidente Ko", of Senator Francis Chiz Escudero for Senator Noynoy Aquino of the Liberal Party and Makati Mayor Jojo Binay of PDP-Laban. He is endorsing a Noy-Bi tandem for the 2010 Elections for President and... 

Source:  The Philippines and Beyond

Riza Hontiveros Baraquel for Senator

Personally, I admire this woman. She is fearless in defying and speaking against the corrupt and the crooked in the government. She seems to me one who upholds justice for all.

Read more from here why.

GIMME A BREAK!

The Professional Heckler is taking a three-day break. Hopefully when he returns, he’ll have answers to these questions: 1: Who wrote the controversial graduation speech of PLDT Chairman Manny V. Pangilinan? 2: What the hell were they thinking? 3: Is Kris Aquino still mad at ABS-CBN News for repeatedly... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

APOLOGIES

Tiger Woods’ Apology Golfer Tiger Woods, who has been pilloried by the press for his extra-marital affairs has made a public apology. The opening line of his 14-minute statement was: “Four whores and seven years ago…” Did you catch CNN’s live coverage of Tiger Woods’ public apology Friday... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

VALENTINE TWEETS

The Professional Heckler gathered some Valentine tweets posted by political figures and some famous celebrities on Twitter. Enjoy! MrPalengke ang hirap pala kapag lagpas singkwenta na. nakaka-trentang padyak na ‘ko, wala pa rin. sorry hon. 45 minutes ago from API RatedK @MrPalengke: i understand hon.... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

THE FUGITIVE

PAGASA says summer is almost here. It’s getting hotter and hotter outside. No wonder, Sen. Panfilo Lacson refuses to come out. Ping Lacson Sen. Panfilo Lacson’s staunch ally, Archbishop-emeritus Oscar Cruz says  the senator’s decision to flee is “justifiable” saying “Sa tingin ko, hindi... 

Source:  The Professional Heckler

100 Days Before Philippine National Elections

it's exactly 100 days today before the Philippine May 10 elections, however glimpses of a major automation failure is already seen by ex officials "Deliveries, testing, calibration, validation and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]... 

Source:  IT Pinoy!

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