TWIT TWEETS
DECEMBER 9, 2009: The joint session of Congress has begun. While we await the decision of our lawmakers on Proclamation 1959, let’s read some “tweets” allegedly posted online by some prominent figures.
President Arroyo: “Watching the joint session of Congress on ANC. I’m confident...
Source: The Professional Heckler
RACE ROUNDUP
IN DECLARING her bid for a Congressional seat in Pampanga, President Arroyo said, “Public service is emblazoned on my DNA.” Geneticists who were monitoring the announcement on TV almost believed Mrs. Arroyo’s claim about the quality of her DNA… until they saw Mikey Arroyo.
Contrary to initial...
Source: The Professional Heckler
OF CANDIDATES AND CARNAGE
LP’s Standard Bearer
Liberal Party’s Noynoy Aquino filed his certificate of candidacy for president Saturday, November 28. Television host Boy Abunda, sister Kris Aquino, Cesar Montano, Gretchen Barreto, Dingdong Dantes, Marian Rivera, Kim Chiu, Enchong Dee, Erich Gonzales, and Coco Martin accompanied...
Source: The Professional Heckler
SAVAGE II
FIFTY-SEVEN PEOPLE MURDERED. It’s hard to write a funny blog entry when the week’s biggest issue involves not just a family of political warlords but a clan of savage beasts.
Photos of the Weak
Ano ang angkop na caption, pamagat, o deskripsyon para sa mga larawang ito?
A) “Zoo Warning: Huwag lumapit...
Source: The Professional Heckler
SAVAGE
APOLOGIES for not updating this blog sooner. I am really busy this week.
But thank you for ALWAYS dropping by to check.
It’s a really tough week for me. I have to work in order to survive. But at least I’m not quitting. The last time I checked, my surname was Landicho, not Escudero.
A while back,...
Source: The Professional Heckler
A SHOW OF FORCE
THANK CALENDARS IT’S FRIDAY! Manny Pacquiao arrived this morning from Los Angeles. And today marks the start of the filing of certificates of candidacy for the 2010 elections. But you know what the week’s biggest news was? The emergence of a new dominant political party: “Ang Partido Oportunista...
Source: The Professional Heckler
THE SEARCH IS OVER, TOO
SENATOR MANNY VILLAR has formally declared Sen. Loren Legarda as his running mate in next year’s national elections. For helping him find Legarda after weeks of an agonizing search, Villar thanked his partymates, his loyal supporters, his family, and Chiz Escudero.
Things In Common
In declaring her...
Source: The Professional Heckler
THE LORD OF THE RING
MANNY PACQUIAO has won his seventh title in seven weight divisions. With his latest victory, Pacquiao is expected to reclaim the “Most Popular Guy in the Philippines” title from Noynoy Aquino.
New Champ, New Fight
Minutes after Manny Pacquiao outclassed Puerto Rican champ Miguel Cotto, the crowd...
Source: The Professional Heckler
THE SEARCH IS OVER
Gibô’s Running Mate
TV host/actor Edu Manzano will be the running mate of Lakas-Kampi-CMD Party presidential bet Gilbert Teodoro. In making the announcement, Teodoro lauded Manzano for his “experience,” “clean record in local government,” “advocacies for young Filipinos,” and “preparedness...
Source: The Professional Heckler
MR. POGI
Thorn Between Two Lovers
BETWEEN regular posts, I will try to share some juicy blind items on political personalities. For my non-Facebook pals, here’s one from a very reliable source:
The Location
Somewhere up north.
The Scene
Wannabe politician “Pennsylvania Michigan” was canoodling with “RhodeIsland...
Source: The Professional Heckler
