Dracula wonders why this “Edward” and “Bella” are people he may know

I avoided bookstores last December because I’m prone to splurging more at the end of the year (and God knows I have entirely too many books waiting for me at home) but there was one book that I couldn’t pass up buying, because of its  sheer entertainment value (for me, at least). It’s... 

Source:  Bookmarked!

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