Punk Bus
“Hala!” Ronald screamed while watching the news, “Tatanggalin ang mga prankista ng mga school bus. Pabaya kasi ang driver.”
“Prankista?” I asked, “Punk ba sila?”
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Source: Funny Side Up
Contest Piece
During this week’s American Idol performance episode, Jade commented, “Ano ba naman ‘yan!? Hindi naman pang-contest piece ang kinakanta n’ya,” referring to Big Mike’s rendition of Eleanor Rigby.
It was Beatles Night (Lennon-McCartney Songbook) so they have no choice...
Source: Funny Side Up
Lesson From TV
Everytime someone bothers me in a kontrabida sort of way, I always try to remember Toni Gonzaga’s line in her Ang Lalaking Nagmahal sa Akin series of Precious Hearts Romance Presents (Orlee-ang-baduy-mo-reactions here):
“Tatlo lang naman ang pwedeng mangyayari sa mga mala-Bella Flores na...
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Nasaan ka Corazon?
Nanay’s health got me really worried that I had to call everyday to check up on them.
Ponette, my niece, answered this morning, “Hello?”
“Pong! Lola?” I asked.
“Wala po, Tito.” It really got me worried: Nasa ospital na ba s’ya? Inis-chedule na ba sya sa...
Source: Funny Side Up
Willie of Fortune
During the Willie of Fortune segment of Wowowee last week, one contestant’s daughter was asked by Willie, “Anong masasabi mo sa nanay mo?”
“Nay!” said the daughter to her mom, “Maraming salamat po. Sa lahat po ng pagsisikap n’yo sa amin. Kahit na basura hinaharap...
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